ok so i was thinking about something the other day…i was thinking about mustard. not just any mustard but YELLOW mustard. back when i lived in illinois, whenever i was at a restaurant…the ketchup would ALWAYS be on the table but you would ALWAYS have to ask for mustard. but when they did finally bring you the mustard it was always yellow regular mustard….

here i have a new dilemma….not only is the mustard missing from the table but now when i ask for it most of the time i’m given a look like…”mustard….?” but then it’s always the spicy mustard they bring. which i guess you can call it dijon. don’t get me wrong i love spicy but this is not what i want!! it’s a completely different taste!!! so i’ve pretty much gone from eating my cheeseburgers with lots of mustard of ketchup to only ketchup…i dont know i just cant get used to the weird taste the spicy mustard gives cheeseburgers and sandwiches.

so at delis i’ve learned to deal with it because i’d rather have spicy mustard than mayo or nothing…but the one place i’ve been able to rely on for my good sandwich with regular mustard fix has been subway. there is nothing better than the way regular mustard makes a ham cheese and pickle sandwich taste…but the other day i went to a different subway than usual…and what was there none of??! YELLOW MUSTARD!! i was like you’ve got to be kidding me! to some this may seem stupid or not a big deal! but just think of something that you crave and then you do not get that is what i’m feeling! why does mustard always get the short end of the stick!? seriously put it out on the table with the ketchup!! and if you are a sandwich place…freaken have all the condiments…you got ketchup, mayo, light mayo, relish, spicy mustard, honey mustard, ranch…and no freak plain old yellow mustard?!?!?!

stop the condiment discrimination! what did the yellow mustard ever do to the east coast?! why is it never good enough to be put on tables all over the country?! i’d like to know answers. but most of all i just need to go on a little rant about something because i havent in a long time!! hahaha