For several days now I have been having a hard time remembering my dreams. I think it may because I have been depriving myself of long periods of sleep. I think most of the week I’ve had an average of 5 to 6 hour nights. Though I think thats what I’ve always done. Maybe I only remember my dreams on the weekend when I can pass out for a good 10 to 12 hour sleeping marathon.

Perhaps thats why my dreams tend to be very odd. Sleep deprivation leads to an explosion of backed up subconsious thought. Hmmmm do I have a backed up subconsious? Is that even possible?

I didn’t dream this one. This one is just a test.

It seems that some people believe that the fear of epidemic has caused people to forget common sense and etiquette. These were posted around the building.

If "employees must wash their hands" hasn't worked for over a decade what good will these do?

They should post a sign that says "5 people Died in this building from swine flu. Cover your fucking mouth when you cough." That would probably work better. -insert pencil sketch of guy coughing blood and guts-

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bored on the train…

1. Never talk about work negatively
2. Never talk about co workers negatively or ever at all
3. Avoid defamation of any kind
4. Don't say things like "Khris smells like a monkey's butt."
5. Don't say anything that would negatively effect your reputation
6. Remember, this is not a diary
7. If you blog during a work meeting/conference do not say that you are blogging during a work meeting/conference
8. Understand that there really is no reason for you to have this blog.
9. Blog knowing anyone can read it
10. Blog knowing no one is ever going to read it
11. Avoid copywrite infringement or plagiarism
12. If you are blogging because you have nothing better to do, then go find something better to do instead

-Keep on trucking
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I caught Lina falling asleep while on my phone. When I checked the dialing history on my phone I found out that she had dialed a few 900 numbers for cat singles. I'm upset but not too upset.